yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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