Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
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