you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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