ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
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His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
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You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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