her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
She's the barista slut.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
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