I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
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