Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
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please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
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You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
last night I used snow as a chaser
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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