Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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