trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
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FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
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Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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