that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
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why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
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Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I think people are normalizing furries
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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