I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
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