so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
vagina is talking i cant
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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