Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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