it wasn't lemon gatorade
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
i out mim tonsoeep
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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