pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
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Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
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Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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