Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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