Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
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Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
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I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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