let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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