He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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