so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
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i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
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I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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