Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
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she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
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Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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