I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
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