btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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