margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
Buhtt sex?
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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