His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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