they said they heard you say put it in my butt
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Randomize
