What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
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I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
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Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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