I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
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Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
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The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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