Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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