I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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