just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
