so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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