GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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