so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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