In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
The ass gains better be worth it
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