rhymes with "ouble enetration"
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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