I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
You need Xanax blowdarts
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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