Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Randomize
