They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
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