Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
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