so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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