What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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