And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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