Me too!
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
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Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
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I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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