OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
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Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
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So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
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