if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
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Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
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I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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