I just cut my nipple shaving
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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