tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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