Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Randomize
