I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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