I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
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We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
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There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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