Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
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Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
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It was like giving head to a cactus.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
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